The Wrong Answer

The Wrong Answer

 

 WIFE:

 What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 Definitely not!

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 Why not - don't you like being married?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 Of course I do.

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 Then why wouldn't you remarry?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 Okay, I'd get married again.

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 (Makes audible groan).

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 Would you live in our house?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 Sure, it's a great house.

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 Would you sleep with her in our bed?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 Where else would we sleep?

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 Would you let her drive my car?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

  Probably, it is almost new.

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 Would you replace my pictures with hers?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 That would seem like the proper thing to do.

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 Would she use my golf clubs?

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

 

 No, she's left-handed.

 

 

 

 WIFE:

 - silence - -

 

 

 

 HUSBAND:

Oh  FUCK...