Questions

Yup yesterday was a mates 61st birthday

That makes him 18 years older than me till january and then he's 17 years older. (why count?)

Why do we DO birthdays? isnt it a bit morose - countdown to death.

Why did we sing happy birthday as he came out of the loo?

Why did we drink till 2am?

Why have I got half a bottle of some stuff here?

Why were my jeans on the floor in the bathroom when i got up?

Why were they on top of neatly arranged trainers?

And the questions could continue. why do I want to go to the pub now? lol