Twilight fan: I wish Edward would bite me and turn me into a vampire. Dracula fan: Um... that's not how you're turned into a vampire. Twilight fan: Yes it is, vampire venom. Dracula fan: No, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their's. That's how it really works, in all the legends and old stories. Twilight fan: eew, that's Disgusting!