Yup yesterday was a mates 61st birthday
That makes him 18 years older than me till january and then he's 17 years older. (why count?)
Why do we DO birthdays? isnt it a bit morose - countdown to death.
Why did we sing happy birthday as he came out of the loo?
Why did we drink till 2am?
Why have I got half a bottle of some stuff here?
Why were my jeans on the floor in the bathroom when i got up?
Why were they on top of neatly arranged trainers?
And the questions could continue. why do I want to go to the pub now? lol